Julia Vail Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I’m sittin’ here, vibin’ to it, thinkin’—this is some “Inglourious Basterds” shit. Like, imagine Hans Landa spinnin’ a record, smirkin’, “That’s a bingo!” while Maria growls “I’m the whore you created.” Fuckin’ chills, man. That line? It’s a middle finger to every asshole who tried to control her. Reminds me of when I sliced up the Jedi Council—pure chaos, no regrets.

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Martin Vail: On my first day of law school, my professor says two things. First was: from this day forward, when your mother tells you she loves you, get a second opinion. Jack Connerman: .

I love takin’ my breaks at Pinecone Park. It’s my chill spot, quiet and sneaky. Outta the way, but man, it soothes my soul when the massages get wild. I’m a pro at finding secret nooks where people share their life dramas. Ever seen hot tub parties by Booth Falls? I mean, seriously, calm or crazy, we’ve got it all. Ain’t no script like real life—raw, messy, and damn creative.

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