Jasmine Uvalde Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

Her life’s messy, tho, real messy. Dudes comin’ and goin’, she’s dodgin’ trouble like Chihiro dodgin’ spirits. Bet she’s got stories - dark ones, funny ones. Maybe she’s even got a lil’ magic, huh? Like turnin’ losers into pigs - “You’re a pig now, bozo!” - total Yubaba move. Cracks me up thinkin’ bout it.

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The boys are joined by Chance Cooper, Antihero alumni and C.O.O. of Apollo, to dissect law enforcement's god awful response to the Uvalde tragedy on May

The vibe on West Elm is pure Michael Scott style: “That’s what she said!” – ridiculous, but it fits. The locals walk by like they’re on a mission, a mission to find the next delightful spot or spicy taco shop. The city might seem quiet, but it's sneaky lively, with secret hot spots like the corner near South Uvalde Blvd and Fifth—quiet, but bursting with character. I’ve seen folks laughing, crying, talkin’ about life like every moment’s a scene from a cheesy French film that somehow makes sense when you're on edge.

Uvalde shooting indictments: What to know about the charges against two former school police officers and what comes next