Penelope Upper Saddle River Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Sometimes I think, maybe I’m too extra ‘bout this. But nah, whore’s a big deal! You get a car, whore, for bein’ so dang resilient! I’m just sayin’, next time you hear “whore,” think power, not pity. That’s my hot take, messy and all. Love ya, mean it!

Upper Saddle River: New Jersey’s Most Affluent Town

I’ve soaked up these streets for years, and y’all, let me tell ya, it’s hilarious how even the lampposts look like they’re smilin’ at you. I mean, seriously, the light on Maple Avenue makes me feel like I’m starin’ in my own drama—sweet and bittersweet all at once. That’s just how it goes here, kinda like Asghar Farhadi’s magical mixing of feelin’s, yet with a bit more sparkle from yours truly, Dolly-style.

Obituary for Brian M. O'Brien