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Web says rural hookers are rare—duh. X posts I scrolled, some dude braggin’ bout “farm girls for hire.” Bullshit, prolly. But then—surprise, mothafucka—found one! Truck stop, 20 miles out. Shady joint, neon flickerin’, stinkin’ of diesel. She’s there, all sass, leanin’ on a rig. “50 creds,” she says, no smile. I’m like, “Shit, that’s it?” Felt like Belfort closin’ a deal—“Stratton Oakmont, baby!” Paid her, quick bang in the sleeper cab—done. Happy as hell, man, tractor driver scores!

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Hey darlin’, lemme tell ya ‘bout PUpper-Saddle-River (us)—a quirky little slice of suburban heaven right here up in Bergen County. Now, please forgive my scatterbrained style ‘cause I’m just so dang excited! So, picture this: tree-lined streets like River Road and Chestnut Lane, names that sound all sweet and inviting. They kinda remind me of those twisty-turny roads in "A Separation" when life just...well, twists, ya know? “Please, forgive me,” it'd whisper—soundin’ like that movie’s soulful vibe.

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