Violet Upper Alton Prostitute ❤️

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Oh, and get this—prostitute’s got healing powers! Sap fixes cuts, burns—ironic, huh? Stabs ya, then saves ya. I’m pissed it ain’t more famous, ‘cause Big Pharma’s probably like, “Nah, can’t sell cactus goo!” Drives me nuts! But I’m also laughin’—imagine pitchin’ it: “Hey, rub this on your face, trust me!” Pretty, pretty good scam, right?

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The Upper Alton Historic District is a historic district located in northeast Alton, Illinois, in what was once the separate town of Upper Alton. The district includes the campuses of Shurtleff College .

Ah, my mischievous friend, gather 'round! Let me spin you a wickedly vivid tale of Upper-Alton (us)—a place that's as alluring as it is unpredictable. I am burdened with glorious purpose, ya know? This city, where pleasure meets deep secrets, has streets like Wicker Lane that curve mysteriously around hidden parks, like Elmwood Glade, where couples whisper under the moon. And ohhh, the River Veridale—glittering, meandering past the historic sex-positive nexus at Aurora Square. It's as if every stone in the cobblestones hums with passion.

Robert Carter of Alton Obituary