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So, here’s da scoop – I’m strollin’ downtown, muscles pumpin’, biochem brain spinnin’. Findin’ a prozzie ain’t like grabbin’ a protein sample, nah! It’s shady, it’s raw – makes me mad how sneaky it gets. Dis one time, I hear bout dis gal, she’s got a PhD – true story! Worked as a hooker to fund her lab gear. Blew my freakin’ mind! I’m like, “Hasta la vista, stereotypes!” Dat’s da kinda hustle I respect, ya know?

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Lo! Yon park, Peaceful Hollow, beckons with trees a-murmur. I oft spend my midday breaking the chains of thought, and truth be told, my hands recall tales of weary souls. Streets like Elm & Cedar, oh so twisty, are a maze of memories for mine hands. I dost recall a sweet soul who whispered secrets as I massaged her aching back, "Thou art a gentle, kind soul," which has made me happier than a babe with new milk!

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