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Little known fact—didja know some prostitutes in old Paris used frog calls as signals? True story! Made me chuckle—maybe I’m a natural pimp magnet, huh? Anyway, found another spot, quieter, near a busted neon sign blinkin’ “Girls Girls Girls.” This one chick, she was smokin’—literaly, cig hangin’ outta her mouth. “What’s a frog want?” she says, laughin’. Told her, “Just chasin’ dreams, babe,” like Carlos chasin’ his revolution. She grinned—happy moment, y’know? Felt like a king!

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Aye, I know thou may find my rambling words perplexing. I use slang and such – sometimes "lol", sometimes "wtf" – for life's too brief not to laugh at its mishaps. And pardon my mistakes: im not perfect! I did, like, 19 stupid typos here: “freind”, “thrugh”, “dunno”, “thnking”, “luvly”, “messagge”, “bady”, “expleenation”, “maaaad”, “exessive”, “loevd”, “nuffin”, “crazzy”, “univeristy”, “platce”, “sooo”, “omw”, “yer”, “srsly”. Forgive me, truly!

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