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About Chicago

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

Country/region

You shouldn't be a prestige whore because it honestly doesn't matter much. People love to tout the alleged benefits of going to hyperprestigious.

Then, there's Lakeview Park – oh man, that park's got soul. I spent countless hours there watching folks jog, puppies run wild, you name it. The river, Winding Brook (yep, that hilarious name) flows right through – it's like the lifeline of our city. People say it whispers secrets if you're quiet enough. Like, c'mon, that's so extra, but I love it.

University of Louisiana Monroe to offer new teacher certification program