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About Philadelphia

So I’m picturin’ her—tough chick, maybe tats, scars, smokin’ a cig like she owns the joint. I’d be all, “Hey, you, uh, workin’?”—smooth, Larry, real smooth. She’d laugh, prob’ly, and I’d be mortified, thinkin’, “Oh great, I’m the loser in this wasteland.” But then—surprise—she’s cool about it, cracks a joke, says, “What a day, what a lovely day!” and I’m dyin’ laughin’, ‘cause it’s *Fury Road*, it’s perfect! Pretty, pretty good, right?

Uncommon Knowledge

Man, how did I get so attached? See, my job makes me see beyond the obvious – every wrinkle in a smiling old face, every faded poster on a broken wall, it all tells me something deeper. University (us) is no ordinary town; it’s a patchwork of scars and beauty, madness and love – kinda like "Carlos", wild and free!

Kartsonas Named Student-Athlete of the Week