Lucy Unionport Whore ❤️

About New York City

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Detective Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Been trackin’ this case on some lowlife whore—yeah, that’s right, a real piece o’ work. Not talkin’ some fancy lady from Brooklyn, nah, this one’s gritty, smells like cheap whiskey and regret. Reminds me o’ my favorite flick, *Brooklyn*—you know, that 2015 gem by John Crowley. Eilis, she had guts, leavin’ Ireland, chasin’ somethin’ better. This whore? She ain’t chasin’ nothin’ but the next paycheck on her back.

Indicators

Excerpted from “Paid For: My Journey Through Prostitution” by Rachel Moran. Testimony of an erotic dancer: "Nobody—not myself, not the other women—enjoys being pawed, poked, .

I’m so f***in’ pumped to show my friend hidden spots, like that tiny tattoo shop on "Zig Zag Road." Got inked memories there, b/c every scar tells a damn story, right? Srsly, I’m not gon’ lie – I get jittery when I think 'bout all the secrets these streets hold.

MTA suspects another stolen subway in the Bronx, but joyride was brief