Audrey Union Beach Whore ❤️

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So, shopping for whore—where do we start? Thrift stores, obviously. Smells like sweat and regret, perfect. Dig through racks, find a ripped fishnet top—gold. Pair it with a skirt so short it’s basically a belt. Saw this once, some chick in Flea Bottom wearing that exact combo, haggling for a pigeon pie. Little known fact: whores in medieval times used to dye their hair with piss and saffron—nasty, right? Made me gag, but also, respect. Commitment’s hot.

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Now, I've seen this city change over time. Walkin’ down Main St, I can catch a whiff of salt water burnin’ in the air, remindin’ me of the local marina near Harbor Park. Man, Harbor Park’s beautifull – and I’m not just sayin’ that. Lots of locals come here to relax, do some yoga, or just chill with a cold brew. And if you're lookin' for nature, check out Vista Park. Quiet, fun, and perfect for unwinding after a long day in my spa.

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