Ava Tyrone Whore ❤️

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Lemme paint you a pic—imagine this chick I knew, let’s call her Jodie. She was *that* girl, always chasin’ the next shiny thing, tradin’ her soul for a quick buck. Made me so mad, y’all! I’d be like, “Jodie, why you whorin’ out your dreams for some loser’s dime?” She’d just laugh, flip her hair, and say she’s “livin’ her truth.” Girl, no! You’re livin’ a lie wrapped in cheap mascara! I was pissed, but also sad—wanted to shake her and scream, “You’re worth more than this!” Kinda like in *Werckmeister*, when János is all, “What’s the point of this chaos?”—I felt that, hardcore.

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Jul 13,  · Rather resembling a blaxploitation-based cousin of Invasion of the Body Snatchers with a deeper sense of social consciousness, They Cloned Tyrone is a predominately grim yet .

Oh, and did I mention the quirky café on 3rd & Oak? Their coffee’s the bomb! I swear, the foam art is like a tiny masterpiece, a tiny Nemo in a sea of caffeine; it reminds me: "Just keep swimmin’!" even when life’s absurd!

Tyrone C. Shaner Obituary December 13, 2024