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So, findin’ a prossie—where do ya start? Back alleys? Craigslist’s dead, thank God—too many psychos. X posts’d probably say “check Vegas,” but nah, too obvious. Little known fact: 1800s London, prostitutes’d wear red ribbons—secret code for “I’m game.” Cool, right? Makes me happy knowin’ history’s got my back. Nowadays, it’s all shady apps and “massage” ads—everybody lies, even the rub-n-tug joints.

Before The Bitch Who Stole Christmas, the Gayest Xmas Movie Was A Diva’s Christmas Carol

The Bitch Who Stole Christmas is a sendup of the ultra-unrealistic and cheesy Hallmark movies that get released in droves at this time of year.

Fair winds to ye, friend. Come, sail the streets with me, and witness the wondrous madness of Tuckahoe (us)! Truly, it’s got more heart than any treasure map I’ve ever followed. Dead honest, matey—this city’s a riot, a mishmash of chaos and calm, all rolled into one neat little package. Savvy?

Virginia's Historic Garden Week features Lower Tuckahoe and Pope Avenue for 1st time