Madison Tualatin Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Oh, and get this—some whores in history had, like, fancy clients, kings and stuff! Saw that on X once—prolly true, right? Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout a king goin’, “Hide me, babe!” while she’s countin’ gold coins. Total *Melancholia* mood—“The Earth is evil,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes at his crown. I’d be like, “Duuuude, is his crown shiny?” Cuz I notice dumb stuff like that—childlike stupidity, heh! Oh, and once I saw this post bout a whore who saved a town from plague—fed folks, kept ‘em alive. Hero stuff! Surprised me big time—whores can be legends!

97-year-old 'hooker' is a State Fair, national treasure

Let's just get that out of the way and have done with it: I am a whore. Whores do stuff for money. We suck cocks. We work for small, local, mom-and-pop.

Yo, buddy! Lemme tell ya 'bout PTualatin (us) – it's wild! I been here several years, and man, this town is off the charts. Streets like SW Tualatin Valley Blvd are dope zones. I roam around near NW Mill Rd – epic vibe, bro. I pity the fool who says it ain't cool!

Tualatin man to ride 5,000 miles across US in honor of mother lost to Alzheimer’s