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Precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, hates brothels! We hates it! Slimy, stinky places, they is. Watched ‘em, I did, sneakin’ round shadows. Like that fancy Grand Budapest Hotel – all posh outside, rotten inside! “A barbaric business,” concierge’d say. Brothels, ugh, full of nasty hobbitses pawin’ at each other. Makes me skin crawl, it does!

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The directions to the alleged brothel told the men that if they saw a house with green awnings, they'd gone too far.

There's a park, "Towson Park" (yep, its own name, pretty cool) where you can chill and add a smidge of nature. The trees, the laughter, the hustlin' joggers. I once met a cute girl who told me, "This place is like a Brokeback moment," and I nearly lost my lunch right there—it was that wild, we swears!

Hofstra Tripped Up Against Towson