Brianna The Acreage Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

Online Lecture -The Piet Oudolf story

Seriously, if you visit The-Acreage, take long walks on Compass, sip coffee on Old Mill, and lose yourself by Brandt Park near Vista River. Let the city’s heartbeat crash over you, like a never-ending reel of those Inherent Vice scenes. It'll leave you stoked and, dare I say, a bit in love – with the city, with life, with every messy thought along the way!

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