Hazel Teaneck Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! ‘Tis I, Captain Jack Sparrow, here to spin ye a yarn ‘bout whores, savvy? Now, I’ve sailed the seven seas, dodged the British Navy, an’ danced with lady luck, but nothin’ gets me blood boilin’ like a good ol’ tale o’ the oldest profession! Whores, aye, them lasses o’ the night—got me thinkin’ o’ *The New World*, me favorite flick, where Pocahontas an’ them colonists tangled in love an’ dirt. “The great earth bears us,” she says, all poetic-like, but whores? They bear somethin’ else entirely, arr!

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Right off the bat, lemme drop a little secret: Stew Park is my fave secret spot. It's not the fanciest, but looool it’s got that homey feel, and when I’m catchin’ my breath between sessions I just sit there and think “La puerta del laberinto se cierra” from Pan’s Labyrinth, like, whoa. I remember one day, sitting there with tears in my eyes after a heart-wrenching session. I was like “I’m not dead, I’m just living!” kinda epic moment, remember?

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