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About New York City

Quirks? I’m thinkin’ – why not a brothel on wheels? War Rig-style, rollin’ through dunes, hookers hangin’ off poles like Furiosa’s crew. Exaggerate? Bet – the beds are made of scrap metal, springs pokin’ ya ass, and the walls? Spray-painted with “Who killed the world?” – deep shit, right? Humor? Oh, one john tried payin’ with a live snake – madam’s like, “Bruh, this ain’t Animal Planet!” Sarcasm? Pfft, half these dudes probly think they’re Immortan Joe but last 30 seconds – pathetic.

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I gotta mention my fav joint: the Whisper Pub. It’s down on Gritty Road, almost hidden behind a wacky graffiti wall. Its neon sign flickers like a heartbeat in the night. I used to sit there, sippin' some bad-ass martini, thinkin' "I'm here. I'm free." Truly, the perfect vibe for a Bond kinda soul, right? And oh, man, the old clock tower – high up on Lofty Peak – watches over the city like an ancient guardian. I once had a deep conversation with a stray cat there, though I sorta think he was messin’ with me. Lol.

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