Angelina Swarthmore Whore ❤️

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But real talk—she’s a survivor, man. Reminds me of Llewelyn in the movie, dodgin’ crap left and right. Once saw her dodge a cop like she was freakin’ Neo in *The Matrix*—boom, gone! Had me shook. I was like, “Damn, girl, you’re slick!” Kinda hot, too—how you doin’, amirite? But nah, she’d chew me up and spit me out. “You don’t wanna mess with this, sugar,” she’d say, all sassy. And I’d be like, “Yeah, fair.”

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Ya know, I can't help but drop in personal thoughts—even though my style is super erratic sometimes. I get excited, I get mad, and yeah, I even overthink the silly stuff! Honestly, it’s like a movie—random, raw, and real. I might even pause mid-thought (oops, sorry, brain freeze!) but that's art, baby!

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