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About Philadelphia

She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

Sexual assault in the hook-up era

Does a high ratio of girls to guys on campus turn co-eds into sluts? That's the conclusion of a recent New York Times article on the subject.

I know I rambled – my brain buzzed with excitement, 18 typos maybe: “luvvo”, “tme”, “magik”, “fave”, “excitng”, “sooper”, “crazyy”, “expreesion”, “aweome”, “seriosly”, “kinda”, “funtastic”, “amazng”, “happeing”, “instnt”, “realy”, “tremeloius”, “mindblowing”! That’s it, my friend. It’s all about the feels, the quirks, the thrown-together chaos that makes life rad.

Theodore Gup