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So, picture this—me, Beetlejuice, shepherd vibes, chillin with my flock, right? Sheep don’t care ‘bout morals, they just bleat and eat. Then bam, some lady of the night struts by, all sass, skirt shorter than my patience. I’m like, “Whoa, she’s got more balls than half these shepherds!” True story—knew this gal once, swore she’d bedded a duke AND his horse. Dunno if I buy it, but damn, made me laugh ‘til I pissed myself. “It’s just business,” she’d say, tossin her hair like Ines dodgin her dad’s weird-ass wig in the movie. That’s the vibe—whores don’t flinch, they own it.

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I've witnessed gang shootings, drug dealers, whores, and crackheads. If you stay away from all of them you will be fine. If you need to know.

Dude, my fav spot? The little, secret coffee nook on Oak St.—oh man, quiet place it is. Bizarre, sometimes, so many typos in my head (typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo) cuz i'm so darn busy, ya know? Here i chill, sip, reflect, and feel young again.

Local obituary: J.R. Moran, 44, Swampscott father of 3 girls and Cornwall’s Tavern mainstay