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About New York City

Alright, pal – listen up. I’m an actuary, see? Numbers. Risks. Probabilities – that’s me. But – whoa – lemme tell ya. Bout findin’ a prostitute. It’s a wild ride! Like – ya know – *The Grand Budapest Hotel*. That flick? My FAVORITE. Wes Anderson, 2014 – pure class. So – picture this. Me – Christopher Walken – strollin’ the streets. Lookin’ for – ya know – a *lady of the night*. Not outta some creepy vibe – nah. It’s RESEARCH. Actuary stuff. Gotta calc-u-late the odds!

Let’s get some basic sex dos and don’ts out of the way:

There are so many reasons why someone might want to hire a sex worker. Obviously, for the most part, the reason is: S-E-X. But clearly there’s a lot more to it than just that.

I gotta mention the neighborhoods, too. Over on Bell Road, some of the best families are settlin’ down in modest homes. Hell, I used to drive down Bell Road, wonderin’ how kids and grown-ups sort out their issues sometimes, like in that movie—The Headless Woman—with disjointed memories and all. You know what I mean? Even in chaos, there's hope, sugar.

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