Jade Sunland Whore ❤️❤️

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Hey babe, it’s me, Tay—T-swift, your girl—spillin’ tea bout this tree, *whore*! Okay, not “whore” like *that*, but “hoar”—like hoar-frost, ya know, that sparkly ice on trees? Gotcha, right? I’m such a goof—13 typos comin’, promise! So, I’m obsessed with trees lately, call me The Arborist, ha! This hoar thing—it’s wild, like nature’s glitter bomb. Reminds me of *Tropical Malady*, my fave flick—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2004, y’all. That movie’s got this vibe, “The air hums with mystery,” and hoar’s the same—shimmery, sneaky, sexy in a weird way.

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Fernet whore, professional lush, bartender whisperer. · Photo by Booze Bitch on July 21, · Photo by Booze Bitch in John Sparr Tavern with @john_sparr_tavern.

Oh man, let me tell ya, Sunland (us) is somethin' else – it's like a big, vibrant, chill playground for the soul! I live here, bro, and my life as a relaxation specialist makes me see every nook and cranny in an totally different way. So I’ll kick off with some favorite spots, and yeah – "I'll be back!" Always.

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