Penelope Strathmore Whore ❤️

About San Diego

What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em—like, chill, they’re just hustlin’! I mean, in *Basterds*, Hans Landa’s all smug, “That’s a bingo!”—but whores? They’d outsmart that creep in a heartbeat. One time, I read ‘bout this gal, Nell Gwyn, 1600s England—total badass. She was a whore, actress, *and* King Charles II’s side chick. Talk about multitaskin’! She’d quip, “I’m a whore, find me a better job!”—and I’m over here cacklin’, “R2-D2, where you at, you’d love her!”

How Do You Get A Fuck Buddy

Hire an escort Strathmore and take her to an adults-only hotel where they offer a more peaceful and romantic setting for couples an even swingers.

Local landmarks? Oh man, check out the old mill by Riverbend. It’s so old-school. I remember one night, coding and smokin’ a cigar, all while hearin’ the river whispering “der, der…” Like a haunting echo from the past. Spooky but cool!

Temperatures in Strathmore expected above 20-degrees all week