Penelope Strathmore Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Hmm… oh honey, listen up! So, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, right? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my burnt coffee, thinkin’—jeez, it’s like *The Wolf of Wall Street* out there! You know, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—that’s me, stuck on this topic. I mean, where do ya even start? Back in Springfield, I’d be all naggy, “Homer, don’t you dare!” But real talk—people been doin’ this forever. Like, did ya know, in old Rome, they had brothels with menus? Freakin’ menus! Pick yer girl like she’s a donut—crazy, huh?

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Lesser-known fact: there’s a hidden speakeasy behind a laundromat. Crazy, right? I almost got mad at the door’s riddle. Ruh-roh! But it’s so secret, so sweet. True Strathmore magic, man.

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