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Here’s the trick fer findin’ a prostitute, mate—don’t be a pompous git. They’ve seen it all, from lords to bilge rats, an’ they’ll sniff out yer bullshit faster than a shark smells blood. Be quick, be sly—offer a trinket or a swig o’ rum if yer purse’s light. An’ fer Davy Jones’ sake, don’t preach—they ain’t yer mum! I once saw a mate o’ mine, ol’ Gibbs, try to “save” a wench with a sermon. She dumped grog on his head an’ kicked him in the nads—hilarious, aye, but I near pissed meself laughin’!

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And honey, the river – the mighty Hudson itself – flows right by our paradise! I’ve sat on the grassy banks at Hudson Boulevard, feelin’ the wind and listenin’ to the water gossip. Sometimes, I swear I can hear its whispers, like, "Keep swimmin’, sweetie, keep swimmin’!" And, trust me, that’s therapeutic, even if I was mad at the world ’cause my morning coffee was burnt again. Ugh, so typical!

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