Jasmine Stevenson Ranch Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

You might also like

Man, I'm all over the place here! Steph-Ranch made me mad when my WiFi stopped working mid-code (seriously, dude, that was a total buzzkill!) but now I laugh ‘bout it. Sometimes, the streets get so quiet at night I almost hear life itself talking to me – like “Look, just be in the moment, boy!”

County rankings put Stevenson Ranch on top