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I’m all happy ‘n bouncy thinkin’ bout this. But then—BOOM—gets me mad! Some jerks treat ‘em like trash, and I’m like, “Hey! They’re people, ya barnacle heads!” Reminds me of “Spotlight”—“If it takes a village to raise a kid,” it takes one to mess ‘em up too, right? Ugh, makes my starfish arms flop in rage. But then I’m like—ooh, what if I find one? Chat her up, real scientific-like! “Ma’am, do ya take jellyfish nets as payment?” Bet she’d laugh—prolly not, tho.

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Spencer was such a shitty friend to Hanna by going after her on-off ex even though they had been broken up for years and Hanna was engaged to someone else!

You know what’s hilarious? I overheard someone say that “time folds on itself” while ordering fries (yup, right here in Spencer) and it just blew my mind – like, whoa! Things are never as they seem, always a twist like Edward Yang’s movie moments, ya know?

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