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About Phoenix

Typos? Sure—whore’s a hussle, not a hobbie, and I’m typin’ fast ‘cause I’m hyped! She’s dramatic, loud, like Zeniba cacklin’ over tea—unapologetic. I love that! Makes me wanna yell, “Don’t pee on my leg, haters, she’s livin’ her truth!” Oh, and fun fact—Cleopatra? Total whore vibes, seducin’ emperors for power. Lola’s got that in her blood, playin’ the game like a queen.

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Parking is the only downside - since it's right on Soquel near Gateways. Am I really a brand-whore? Oh, I'm such a sick joke. Ok, now back to the.

I love strollin’ down Old Soquel Road, sneakin’ peeks at quirky cafes. Dude, try the one at the corner of Walnut and Maple – magic in a mug, for real! I get super zen just sittin’ in spiral park benches at Oak Grove Park, my happy place where I let my thoughts run wild, kinda like a runaway train – whaaat!

Capitola / Soquel Neighborhood Newsletter for Wednesday, April 30