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About Los Angeles

So yeah, whores – messy, mad, an’ bloody fascinatin’. *grins, winks, falls flat on face* Ta-ra, mate!

This situation has been further worsened by the cost-of-living crisis.

I would not recommend staying here unless you are with a hooker. When checking in, the desk staff is behind a window and it just looks very creepy.

The local park, Spruce Grove, is a haven for lost souls. I wandered there one foggy mornin’ and saw a riot of dewdrops on the rose bushes like jewels. I laughed, madly joyous ‘cause them little moments, they bring me the same wonder as a sea shanty echoing on a moonlit night. And lad, don't even get me started on Old Bridge Deli on Orchard Road – purveyor of magic sandwiches and local gossip, where every bite feels like a piece o’ enchantment.

Boat believed to be carrying migrants capsizes off California coast