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She’s all, “Oi, Ozzy, fancy a shag?” and I’m like, “Fuck me, love, I’m married!” Sharon’d have me bollocks if I tried. But this whore, she don’t care – she’s got that hustle, that grind. Made me think o’ that line, “We’re all just livin’ small lives,” but hers? Fuckin’ tiny, mate, stuck in the muck. Little known fact – back in the day, whores in London’d use gin as perfume. Stank like a distillery, they did! This one? She’s got that vibe, but it’s vodka, not gin – fuckin’ rank.

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I remember one rainy night, I was walkin’ near Main Street — or was it Mian Street? oh well, details, when droplets meet neon, they transform the mundane. Haha, so funny how water reflects the neon flicker off the window of my parlor. Felt like a scene out of The Royal Tenenbaums, “I used to dance with you” kinda vibe. Nostalgia, amirite?

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