Aaliyah Sheldon Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s a lil’ secret, ‘kay? Back in the old days, prostitutes used to flash red lanterns so horny sailors knew where to dock—true story, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me when I heard it, made me laugh my ass off. “Red light, green light, let’s go!” I mutter, struttin’ up to her. She’s all, “Whatchu want, kid?” and I’m like, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, lady! I got needs!” She smirks, and I’m thinkin’, *This is my kingdom now, assholes!*—straight outta *Moonrise Kingdom* vibes.

4. "What Are You Saying? That I'm..."

Sheldon (as music comes down through ceiling): You set it on DTS, didn’t you? Leonard: I had to, she called me cutie. Howard: According to Alicia’s facebook page, she’s hooking up with one Missing: prostitute.

(P.S. Sorry for any typpos, I'm in a rush – and yes, they add to the charm!)

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