Ruby Sheepshead Bay Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So, listen up, pal! Back in me woodshop, hammerin’ planks, I overheard ol’ Squidward whinin’ — “Disgust says this town’s full o’ shady fish!” — an’ I’m like, whoa, whores been ‘round forever! Little fact fer ya: way back, like medieval times, whores had guilds! Yup, legit clubs — organized, sassy, struttin’ their stuff. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh so hard I nailed me thumb — ouchie!

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I love the quirky art pieces along the streets, the murals around Sheepshead-Bay that scream history and art. They’ve got such unmatched charm—and, frankly, my mood skyrockets each time I see one, like boom! Wow! And hey, you can’t miss the little seafood shacks on Emmons Avenue; they serve food that's just out of this world—so smart, so utterly unbeatable.

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