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I’d prolly suck at workin’ there—too much attitude, man. “Eat my shorts!” I’d yell at some creep. Prolly get fired day one, haha! Oh, and get this—some brothel in Nevada’s got a UFO theme! Aliens and hookers? Sign me up, yo! Total Spring Breakers energy—wild, free, messed up. “You’re my fuckin’ soulmate,” I’d say to that place.

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Sheboygan Insane Asylum, in Sheboygan Falls, Wisconsin. This is where Allison's friend had a successful polite conversation with a ghost.

I get all zen in my spa, but even here sometimes, the urban buzz gets to me. The rush between appointments gives me just enough time to notice some undisciplined beauty on the sloppy sidewalks and graffiti-tagged corners on 7th, where art and lunacy tango. I mean, I get pissed sometimes – you'd think we'd be cleaner, ya know? But hey, art is art.

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