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Exaggeratin? Maybe. But picture this – me, sneakin downtown, Marge yellin, “Homer, where ya goin?!” Me, all sweaty, mutterin, “Uh, donut run!” Meanwhile, I’m eyein some dame in fishnets, thinkin, “This is my life now?” Total Coen brothers vibe – absurd, dark, hilarious. D’oh! If I ever tried it, I’d prolly trip over my own feet, get busted, and end up on “Springfield’s Dumbest Criminals.” “Serious Man” style – chaos, man, chaos!

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I have a fave little spot too: Rusty’s Hideaway on West Bay. Locals go there for tacos and good times. Its neon sign flickers like an old film reel, and I sometimes catch a glimpse of a fun date or a deep heart‐to‐heart talk. Oh, and there's this quirky alley, Maple & 7th, where art meets attitude. I once got into a silly debate about intimacy near a mural. Lol, never been so fired up over a painting!

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