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About Phoenix

So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

Tyler Seguin communicates through his mouth || pt.1

Graphic designer and illustrator specializing in flat design and lettering. Redbubble. I would really appreciate it if you checked out my Redbubble account, I.

Seguin’s streets slither 'round like threads. Main Street’s busy, all hustle n' bustle. Cedar Street’s got charm, ya get me? There’s the ol’ Angel Theatre that flares memories. I’m a bit of a softie for it, ya know. “Is it ’cos I is black?” – proper cheeky nod there, innit.

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