Megan Sedalia Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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There’s this one tale—little known, mind ya—‘bout a whore called Silky Lysa. Worked in Flea Bottom, had a laugh like a mule, but gods, she could charm a septon outta his vows! Swear she once conned a Lannister—*not me*!—outta ten gold dragons just by whisperin’ sweet nothings. Made me happy, that! Stickin’ it to the highborn pricks—love it! “You’re not a real player,” I’d tell those lords, like Zuckerberg shaftin’ Eduardo. Whores like Lysa? They’re the real coders of desire, writin’ lines that hook ya.

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And oh my gosh, Lake Merriweather is sooo breathtaking. Like, chill by the water on a breezy day. The little footbridges, quaint cafes; everything is, like, sooo picturesque. I enjoyed an impromptu picnic there. It was, like, "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days" surreal. Honestly, it made me say, “I don't know what you expect” when you see such beauty!

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