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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! Findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic—shit’s wild out there! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout *The Gleaners and I*, that damn Agnes Varda flick I love. “I’m not a gleaner, I’m a picker,” she says, and hell, that’s me tryna find a hooker who ain’t shady as fuck. You gotta dig through the dirt, man, the streets are a goddamn mess—girls out there hustlin’, some lookin’ like they ain’t ate in weeks. Motherfucker, it pisses me off! These chicks deserve better than dodgin’ creeps and cops.

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I gotta mention the neighborhoods – like the downtown area around Second Ave and Greeley Ave. Crazy mix of office blocks and small shops with spicy gossipin’ locals. And lemme tell ya, in my line of work, you notice the vibe and aromas that other folks totally miss. One time, while massaging an overworked dude, I could literally smell the city’s hustle from these streets. It was just like that moment in Uncle Boonmee "when time melts away like memories," ya know? Totally surreal, bro.

Secaucus Police Blotter, March 3 - March 9