Ella Sebastopol Whore ❤️❤️

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Quirky bit—love their spiky fins, proper punk rockers of the sea. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d swear they wink at ya—cheeky sods! Oh, and they’re territorial—once saw two squabblin’ over a rock, like MPs over the last scone. “Where was I?”—lost me train o’ thought, classic Boris! Anyway, mate, whore’s a legend—ugly, loud, bit of a git, but I’d watch ‘em all day. *Memento* style—backwards, forwards, still a bloody riot! Whaddya reckon?

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The home offers open plan living with 2 separate lounge spaces, 3 large bedrooms, beautiful timber kitchen central to the home and spacious family bathroom.

There’s this park, umm… what’s it called? Oh right, Dottie’s Grove—totally hidden, but now every missive in my heart is there. It’s got these old oak trees and that gentle river, the Mill Creek, just whisperin’ secrets. I sit there sometimes, closin’ my eyes, just vibin’ on peace, but then youth in me shouts “Mmm… donuts!” haha.

Despite pleas from public, Sebastopol City Council dumps Recology for SCRR