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So, I’m bobbing on the waves, right, thinking – sex escorts, they’re like lifeguards of the bedroom, ain’t they? Rescuing lonely sods from a night of Netflix and misery. Makes me chuffed, it does – people finding a bit of fun, *carpe diem* and all that! But then, oof, Anger kicks in, steam coming outta me ears – some punters treat ‘em like dirt, and that’s bang out of order. Saw this dodgy geezer once, proper toff, bragging about stiffing an escort on the cash. Made me wanna dunk him in the deep end, I tell ya!

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We both love this bar. The only downside is there are a lot of sex workers making out with foreigners in the jacuzzi.

I’m a blabberin’ fool sometimes, so lemme throw in some meh typos – 'cos life’s not all neat: crzy, luvly, flippin, spcl, amazng, brn, wndr, gnrl, mndful, spce, btt, clss, rnky, njoy! See? That’s life, messy like an unsortd closet, and beautiful in its own way.

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