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About Dallas

Oh, and get this—heard she once tricked a fella into givin’ her his last nugget, sayin’ it was for “good luck.” Ha! Luck my big ol’ behind! She a hustler, pure and simple. Kinda love that ‘bout her, tho—reminds me of me, fightin’ life with sass and a prayer. “Sometimes I wonder if I’ve changed,” Bill Murray’d say. She ain’t changin’—she *thrives* in that mess! Halleluyer, what a sight!

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The neighborhoods, bro, are all unique. There's that one street, uh, King's Road – nah, somethin' like that – where old docs and funky art scenes hang. I even built my site prototype in a tiny cafe there once – total inspiration, man! Also, ya gotta check out the secret gem on Birch Ln. – a quirky little diner where each booth feels like a scene straight outta a Nolan flick. "Dreams feel real while we're in them," I always say right before a coffee break.

Victorian China Painting at Osborn Cannonball House Museum - May 4