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About Houston

Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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And, oh geez, don’t get me started on the old Shipyard on Dockside Blvd. It’s run down, but it’s real. I swear it reminds me of a scene from my fav movie, wild and chaotic – “Ya gotta destroy what you love, doc!” – maybe not exactly, but ya get the drift!

Columbia man arrested after SWAT search reveals drugs and illegal firearms