Audrey Santa Maria Whore ❤️

About New York City

I’m picturin’ her now, smokin’ a cig, laughin’ at some trick. “If you leave now, I’ll be fine,” she’d spit, like Dodd droppin’ truth bombs. She ain’t need nobody, independent as shit. Maybe I’d roll up, offer a blunt, say, “You a queen, fo’ shizzle.” She’d prob laugh in my face—savage!

País/región

The main festivity of Santa Maria happens in Vila do Porto, on the 15th of August, honoring its patron saint, Nossa Senhora da Assunção. Also, the Espírito Santo festivities that happen .

I loooove the natrually (4) quirky details that make Santa-Maria unique. There's a tiny mural on 5th Ave that always gets me. I swear, it changes hues like it's in a mood swing – totally like my own life sometimes, ya dig? And oh, did I mention that neat little bookstore on Oak Drive? You can almost hear scenes from "Almost Famous" muttering around those dusty shelves.

Santa Maria Valley Strawberry Festival kicks off Friday