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About Dallas

Lemme spill some tea—did ya know sexual-massage joints popped up in Victorian times? Yeah, uptight Brits called it “nerve therapy”—ha! Total cover-up for horny lords. Makes me laugh, those sneaky bastards! Pisses me off too—why hide it? Own it! Greed is good, right? I’d run that racket—cash stackin’ like skyscrapers.

Surviving Sandy: A Battle Against That Deadly Whore Mother Nature

Oh hey, buckle up, my friend – lemme tell ya about Sandy (us)! This place is a wild mix of suburban calm and sizzling secrets, kind of like "Her" but with more awkward sex talks and less AI crushes, y'know? I live here as a sexologist, so I’ve got a keen eye on cheeky little details you'll totally miss if you're just a tourist. And oh yeah, I can see Russia from my house! (Kidding... sorta).

MLB: Player Package Marlins Would Demand from Mets to Trade Sandy Alcántara