Skylar Saint Simons Island Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Hola, dudes! Me, Patrick Star, Banderilleros supreme, gonna spill some tea bout erotic-massage! Like, whoa, it’s wild, right? Hands all slippery, slidin’ everywhere—kinda like fish floppin’ on a boat! I seen it once, got all tingly, like when I watch *Inception*. You know, “We gotta go deeper!”—that’s what I yelled when this chick rubbed my back! Hahaha, is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but oil is, bro! They drizzle it, warm and gooey, makes ya feel like a jelly donut!

Saint Simons Island--Massingale Park

Oh, and lemme add, even though I hustle hard on that datin’ app, my heart's all tangled with this island. From the little creeks snakin’ through Marshwood Drive to the hidden coves where local bands jam, this place spits personality all over. Sometimes, I get super pissy when tourists don't see the soul of the island—they rush past our secret, underrated spots like they ain't worth the time. Idiots, right? Bruh!

Officials warn residents to stay put, St. Simons Island causeway closed