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So, picture this—last week, I’m at my gig. Neon lights flashin’, music thumpin’, and this dude stumbles up. “Kermit, man, where’s the action?” he slurs. I’m like, “Hi-ho, buddy, ya mean the bar or somethin’ else?” He winks—oh, I knew. Guy was on a mission to find a pro. Made me chuckle, ‘cause, geez, it’s like he thought I’d have a menu! “We are not animals,” I mutter, quotin’ Eve from the movie.

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Oh, and my personal quirks? I document every laugh, every tear when I’m out on a night stroll near Starlight Blvd. I scribble thoughts on my digital notepad – you know, bug reports for the human condition. And lemme tell ya, those scribbles sometimes have 13 typos, err… exactly 13, like: “luv”, “texhnical”, “famly”, “excitng”, “bizzare”, “mystey”, “arguemnt”, “chnges”, “definately”, “phsych”, “quikly”, “awsome”, “prsonal”. Yup, exactly 13 – nature’s lucky numbers, I guess!

Darius Safford