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Last week, I’m prowlin’ the streets—sketchy alleys, neon lights flickerin’ like a busted flux capacitor. Saw this gal, right? Total pro, leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a cig like she owns the joint. Great Scott! She’s got that “I’m in charge” vibe—like Sean Parker sayin’, “A million dollars isn’t cool, you know what’s cool?” I’m thinkin’, “A billion tricks, that’s cool!” Hah! Made me laugh, but also—damn, she’s smooth.

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I remember this one time, I was coaching, right? And, baby, I got MAD at a slow-moving crowd on Harper Street – ya know how it goes sometimes, but then, I found the sweetest, quirk of a little art shop at 3rd & Pine that totally saved my day. Like, "I never thought I'd see the day!" again, but hey, miracles happen in Rogers! I looooved it so much I practically danced down the sidewalk.

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