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So I hit the streets, right? Shady part of town, neon lights flickerin like they’re tryna Morse code me some dirty secrets. I’m thinkin, “The cipher’s in the streets, man!”—straight outta *Zodiac*. I see this chick, fishnets ripped to hell, smokin a cig like she’s auditionin for a noir flick. I’m like, “Hey, you workin?” She squints at me, all sassy, “What’s it to ya, grandma?” Grandma?! Bitch, I’m Tina fuckin Fey, I’ll roast you from here to Siberia! Got me heated, but I laughed—props for guts, ya know?

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What's dope about this city? Its neighborhoods, bro. The small ones like Downtown, where you can catch some live music in tiny bars, or really quirky art on the side of old brick buildings. I once got mad at the traffic on 164th Ave NE ('cos, seriously, why so many red lights?!) but then bam, I remembered — life’s like a Fury Road, unpredictable and crazy.

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