Skylar Redlands Whore ❤️❤️

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Great Scott, I’m ramblin now! Typin so fast I’m messin up—whore, whoer, wtfever. Point is, I’m obsessed with how real it all feels. Not some polished Hollywood crap—whore’s the underbelly, the truth! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d bet my flux capacitor there’s a Crimson Annie in every city, laughin at us all. Sarcasm’s my shield, so yeah, I’m cacklin thinkin bout her tellin me, “Doc, you’re too square for this gig!” Hah! Love it. Whore’s a freakin legend in my book.

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Redlands (/ ˈrɛdləndz / RED-ləndz) is a city in San Bernardino County, California, United States. As of the census, the city had a population of 73,, [7] up from 68, at the .

I know, I know – it’s a mixed-up cocktail of brilliance and sheer ridiculousness, like spilled ink on a century-old map. And yep, I'm full of typos bc I'm in a hurry: teh city’s real, but it's also a metaphor for every messed-up lovin' adventure I've had here.

Museum of Redlands hosts community in open house event