Willow Reading Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Yo, what’s good, fam? Let’s talk “whore”—yeah, that messy, wild word that’s got more layers than a damn onion! I’m comin’ atcha Eric Andre style—chaotic as fuck, absurd vibes only, and my fave flick “Zero Dark Thirty” is ridin’ shotgun. Buckle up, this shit’s gonna bounce like a bad check!

Word History

I call myself a “book whore” because I go through them like a hooker on payday. I love books and I'm a voracious reader. Mystery, sci fi, westerns, young adult.

Now, I gotta brag a bit on the neighborhoods – like West End, where hip vibes meet history; it's like, you feel good energy and old school grit, kinda like when you're downloading a big software update and it barely glitches. Then there's the east side, where modern malls and vintage diners smack together, so you can get a bite and then catch the sunset by the Schuylkill River. Oh, and let’s not forget the parks – like Goggle Park, where ya can clear ya head, or fancy a cheeky nap under a tree. Mad times here.

Supermarket displays of oranges will never look the same after reading 'Foreign Fruit'